"Säljer allt jag äger för att få en iPhone 5"

Bad news about new iPhone: very fragile. Good news: so light it doesn't fall to the ground, just floats.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) September 12, 2012

The ocean looks bluer in the iPhone 5. Kids look happier and the world is a more beautiful place. - Tim Stevens

— Mindblowing Facts (@MindbIowingFact) September 12, 2012

Can't wait for the new iPhone 5.I've had this mint condition, perfectly good, antique iPhone 4 for over a year now. Embarrassing.

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) September 12, 2012

"The most amazing new feature in the iPhone 5 is called panorama" Please………….

— Androidiani.com (@androidiani) September 12, 2012

I need an iPhone 5 like Lindsay Lohan needs rehab and red hair. So like, really really bad.

— NYC Blonde (@NYC_Blonde) September 12, 2012

iPhone 5 is gonna' be the bestest phone ever.<3

— ➽ Logan Ducharme ♡ (@loganducharme) September 12, 2012

Would-be iPhone 5 owners, I'd like to be the first to welcome you to Android features from 2011. You're catching up!

— Cameron Summerson (@summerson) September 12, 2012

I need the iPhone 5. I'm gonna sell every single thing that I own. I will be livin on the streets. But with the phone. So who cares

— Christian Novelli (@christianovelli) September 12, 2012

Siri is enhanced with 25% more uselessness. #iphone5

— Matt Dannevik (@DejayMattyD) September 12, 2012